The odds are that very soon you, or someone you love, is preparing a return to the college of her choice. The use of the feminine pronoun is deliberate as the male population on campus declines every year.
Nevertheless, we’ve come up with a list of supplies for either gender that you are unlikely to find on campus, including:
- A Bible;
- The U. S. Constitution;
- An American flag;
- A Romney button (those for the incumbent will be readily available);
- I heart Israel bumper stickers;
- Coupons for Chick Fil A;
- Charcoal for grilling and anything that increases your carbon footprint; and
- Accuracy in Academia’s monthly Campus Report newsletter.
Malcolm A. Kline is the Executive Director of Accuracy in Academia.
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